When I was in high school, my bff and I used to write notes back and forth to each other (BIG notes, like full notebook notes). Anyway, there was a section in them called "Would you ever? I would never" about off the wall things you would never do. Turns out that "I would nevers" pop up on a daily basis with a child in tow. And as soon as "I would never" comes out of your mouth, BOOM! It happens to you. Would you ever?
Pull everything out of the shower so you could clean it (including your razor) and put it on the floor with your child in the room?
I would never. But I did.
Yesterday. And I turned around to find Sweet P with the top of my razor (yep, all 3 blades) in her MOUTH!@$?@#$^ Seriously. I about had a heart attack on the spot. I think I just yelped and took it from her and then made her say, AHHHH to see the damage. None. Phew (eyebrow wipe).
Would you ever?
Take your child on a run with your husband and convince yourself that it wasn't going to rain even though the clouds were saying, "Yes it is."
I would never. But we did.
This morning. 10 minutes into our run, the gloomy clouds passed over us. We thought we were home free until the sky opened up and dumped BUCKETS of water on us. I haven't run as fast as we did in a long time. We were about a block from home (a guy even stopped to ask if we needed a ride). Needless to say, we were drenched. But Sweet P had a grand ole time in the rain. Our clothes are still drying out.
What have you done that you'd never do?
